BREAKING NEWS!!!07/25/06

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Tofu shirataki noodles are, in fact, NOT VEGAN! They contain a calcium preservative that is derived from shellfish.

NOOOOOOOOO! God damn you, noodle company!! The blood of thousands of shellfish is on your hands!

















Oh, wait. I am not vegan. I'm not even a vegetarian. I actually don't even like vegetables at all. How about that?