Dear Diary09/02/06

So, like, I understand that when you get married you change your name and get a joint checking account and taking turns doing the dishes and all that, but I was not expecting to get copied on all of Drew's e-mails, and having Drew get copied on all of mine.

Why do people do this? Do they think that we cozy up every night in front of the fireplace and make out while we read e-mails to each other?

Also, why do people e-mail me about problems they have with Drew? Do they think I am going to scold him for them? Do they think I care that they do not like a comic that I didn't even write? Do they think that when Drew tells them they are not allowed to make Toothpaste for Dinner beach towels, I will go behind his back and tell them they can? I just do not know.

I thought Drew and I were separate people this whole time, but I guess I was wrong. I am going to change my website to mrsdrew.com.

WELCOME TO MRSDREW.COM! ALL JOKES PREVIOUSLY APPROVED BY DREW. ALSO, I OFFER A "HENPECK DREW ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT" SERVICE FOR 6.95 PLUS TAX.

Jesus. People wonder why we didn't admit to being married for so long. Once you admit that shit, you are no longer a person, you are a Hummel salt and pepper shaker set.
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